Just you and me girl in my studio apartment sitting on the futon You got that look in your eyes that girls get when they are ready to get it on She says “come over here and get next to me and put down that XBOX controller” I said I will come over when I get save point or this level is over. And that ‘s why…. I’m gonna drop one off I you, girl Ya I'm gonna drop on off in you The level Is over and I look into her eyes, man she sure looks pretty. I take my hand and I place it on her heart amd I start to feel up on her titty. Then I remember I got a pizza I the over, I say hold on this won’t be long. Then I turn on the music to help set the mood with the sexy guitar of King Dong. I feel like that volcano under Yellowstone get ready to explode. Your ass in the air looking like a dumptruck ready for my load. She takes off her shirt and I know its time for business cuz her bra is made of lace. I am bout to make like Dennis Quaid with Martin short and invade her innerspace. We lock bodies together in an infinite abyss and feel like eternal lovers. I reach in my nightstand just discover that that I am all out of rubbers. She says make sure you pull cuz I got two kids and I don’t need three. I said it would have felt super duper in your pooper, but you never listen to me.

Come here baby have no fear This kinda day happens once a year Im Tired of all your tv shows Its finally my day and anything goes SO get that school outfit on And get down like a dog and get ready for you bone Im demanding satisfaction That may mean a little back door action Always liked that little blue dress All u need is a pearl necklace Don’t worry baby its not scary Its just a little different from missionary Finally I wont be bored Tonight you don’t have a safe word Put on R.Kelly and open some wine You plus me equals 69 It’s the rules you gotta do what I say Tonight I pick the role you will play

Sitting in my apartment feeling kinda lonely That cocaine I did sure made me horny But those hot girls sure take a lot of work I don’t have time, just need someone to pork My cousin says my standards are much to high You need a girl that you barely have to try You need to relax and learn to accept your fate You need a girl with a little extra weight Low self esteem means easier to ream Big girls are heaven and a lazy mans dream If you got some chub then, see ya later clubbin Cuz everybody knows big girls need loving Going chubbing tonight, all right Going chubbing tonight, all right We going chubbbing tonight, all right Ya jeans are too right let me make them right Try as they might big girls don’t fight, all right Going to the club, but I’m running a little late Had to stop to get a box of cupcakes I need a girl that I have trouble hugging I need a girl that looks she’s been grubbing Couple of chubbies in the corner of the room Which one of these whales am I gonna harpoon? Man, one of these girls looks like a troll The other one’s got a six pack of jelly rolls

Got on my Coolwater Cologne, looking for a lady that i can take home with me. Im so lonely I see you sitting at the end of the bar looks like your drinkings gone a little too far. May I buy u another? I won't tell your mother. Well its about a half past, looking for a lady that will tell me when. I can take her home and we can busy Hey pretty lady have u seem my Mercedes? My Caddie's in the shop. I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock. ( Improv Jazz guitar and pick up lines)

King Dong in your trunk Bitch what u thunk King Dong in your trunk wanna see u crunk You all the ladies be digging me They say King Dong when u be sticking me Girlie gonna take your misery while i make those thighs so slippery Coming round the corner, smoking marijuana See an Asian chick, ya you know I'm gonna bone her Come on girlie gonna make you cumma King Dong numba 1 pussy stunner You know i may be vicious, malicious My dong so big ya you know it's fictitious I'M delicious I go down smooth like molasses I passes, anyone who thinks they can rap fastest I blast her, Cover her with plaster I'm the master, there's never a diaster when I'm up in 'em and shit Got a little cough so I pop some halls Girls no good less they dropping drawers Phone blowing up got too many calls Buncha lovely ladies wanna see my balls Drank too much milk now I’m constipated Titties kinda sagging looking dilapidated Thought about the world so I contemplated Then I thought about your mom so I masturbated Now I dont wanna sound like I’m boasting But I gotta dick like a whale in the ocean What’s that sound? You hear that commotion? It’s crowd of honeys that wanna ride this motion Put on your G-String just in case King Dong prime example of the human race Very first rapper in the outer space Got zero gravity nut on your girlfriend’s face

Baddest motherfucker in the whole great plains. King Dong who I am, everyone know my name. Selling buncha kilos of pure cocaine. Don Juan Demarco takes tips from my game. Tell your mom thanks for giving me brain. Ya I driving all the girlies totally insane. Pimping young ladies at the bowling lanes. Looks like their panties are experiencing rain. Im the motherfucker who found Saddam Huisien. Sorry bout my dong putting yours to shame. Girlfriend pregnant? Ya king Dong’s to blame. Yeah I fucked your girl that’s why her pussy ain’t the same. Gave her so much jizz now it’s in her membrane. Fucking up shit through the whole Midwest Like hollow point bullets through a bullet proof vest King Dong is the reason that a map got Kansas King Dong is the reason that your girlfriend’s pantless. King Dong only one who’s keeping it real. Cruising up and down mass street in larryville Looking for sucker MCs that I’m gonna kill. Your bitch is coming over gonna cook me a meal. Got King Dong’s face up on Twenty inch wheels. Taped your mom getting boned on a reel to reel. This might hurt a little just try to lay still. Put your vinegar on my pickle let’s see if it will dill. Hope you girls are on the birth control pill. Bending Kathleen Sebelius over Capitol Hill. Tell her to relax while I introduce my bill. Whip out my dong then i jack off on jill Let your pussy cool on the window sill.